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Our entire nation might need a reminder about why 911 exists. It’s not to complain about fast food orders. Here is another disgruntled McDonald’s customer who used 911 to vent on Friday. 23-year-old JEREMY MARTIN gave Mickey Dee workers a $10-dollar bill for a burger and fries in Clackamas, OR. They had him park while they finished his order, and by Jeremy’s count, shorted him on the change.  He called 911. They blew him off. He called back, again and again. 911 finally gave in and sent an officer Jeremy’s way to arrest him for improper use of the 911 system. Maybe he got to eat his fries in the back seat of the squad car.

If you’d like to hear the call, head over to my podcast page.

Many people loved him. Many hated him. Personally, I liked his music. God, he was talented. I was about 15 years old when his “Thriller” album was released. To this day, I believe it is one of the best albums ever released. Check out the tribute video below.

Personally, I thought this was one of the best parts of last night’s CMT Music Awards. Also, if anyone knows where I can get some bling like the necklace T-Pain is wearing. Let me know. I’ve got to get one of those!

Ladies and gentlemen it’s Turbo Heather!

The video below is of my 16 year old son Daniel jamming in his room. He’s a pretty mean  guitar player for only being 16. He is self-taught. Check it out!

Ladies and gentlemen…..it’s the wearable towel! Yes, you too can now get your groove on with the wearable towel. What’s more stupid than the product? Check out the commercial below. I say, forget the commercial, go to Walmart, buy a $4 towel, cut holes in it, save some money and continue to look like an idiot.

Check it out:

This is the kind of stuff that I like to do on the weekends. I can’t take credit for this though.

Hey there. It is vacation time once again. I will be out beginning Monday May 18th and returning on May 27th. I will still have your 1pm and 5pm listen and win words so you can still get your points. Also, don’t forget that if you miss them, you can hear them on my podcast page by clicking the link located above. Take care, keep it KMLE and I’ll see you on the 27th!

Jeff